Frickin Foot Flicks! (Say that three times fast)

(Hef is gunna kick some loan officer butt!)
Well heres whats up, everyone at the bank is out for the holiday, so we are quite delayed! Hef's dad will be back at work for the move and we aren't going to close until next week! GRR! Hef and I are eyeing a dutch at the spca! I like a nice dutch bunny.

And of course HOPPY NEW YEAR!!! Check out our logo, thats Hef last year on new years eve, imbibing a little.

Today Hef jumped off my shoulder and jumped about 4 feet down the hall! WHOOSH! As soon as I get my camera we will get a video I swear. He did it about three times!

Bummer!

We were supposed to close on the house today, but we did not! Some JERK at the loan office went on vacation before finishing up our mortgage so we are delayed and we don't know until when! We are waiting for the lawyer to call and tell us. They better hurry up because I am buying a lot of stuff and Hef wants to get his doe already! We are browsing the lists and checking the stores for someone nice.

On another bummer note, a lot of our bunny friends have lost some of their bunny friends, our thoughts and sympathies.

Clarificashuns

(Hef's dreaming of does)

Hef DOES NOT have a honeybunny yet, but dad has offically said he can get one. Hopefully an ND and hopefully a SPAYED rescue. We will be looking and eyeing the SPCA website here. We do have to move first, I don't want to get a bun here then move and cause more stress. I feel like Hef's dad is Rudolph and Hef is Fireball and comes over to him and is like "LOOK! DOES!!" Does anyone remember that?

I am tempted to have one Hef litter to have baby hef's but Hef's so young himself it seems silly. Hef does have his carrots so I suppose down the road he could meet up with a doe who has her stuff but for now, no thank you, our new house isn't that big!

Breif note from THE HEF

DAD SAID I COULD GET A HONEYBUNNY!!!!!!!
WOOOOHOOOO!

Poor Beerbox Bunny

Ok Hef seriously does not travel in a beer box, but man he loves to sit in a 30 pack and relax and shred the flaps. Hef actually travels in this fancy pants Playboy Carrier. Spoiled a little I think but I did insist on Hef's dad buying it last christmas.

I am enjoying a house to myself on Christmas Eve, I have movies and books and a hot bath is coming up soon. In case I don't post tomorrow Have a Hoppy Christmas!

Hef sends virtual cuddles!

I'm just gunna sleep

Yeah I am tired! I feel like sleeping thru the holidays! I couldn't get to sleep and then I had to get up a few hours later because my mother insisted that I help her brush the minscule dusting of snow off her car. Zzzz! I'm pretty much packed for the BIG move. Hef plans to travel in this beer box I guess.

Yesterday I read the Nanny Diaries and I really liked it. Now I must rent the movie! Although after spying a few trailers it seems to not follow the book much, I hate THAT!!

How does one get motivated to do laundry and clean up? Hef's dad is off from work starting tomorrow until the end of the year so I really need to be 100% ready to move today! Instead I am blogging, nice peaceful blogging. For some reason it is 14 degrees outside and about 100 in the house today when it is usually freezing.

So I follow the britney spears drama and I just don't understand what the courts would do with someone like britney without britney's money. Do they have conservatorships for walmart workers? AND why does a man need 16,000 dollars a MONTH to look out for his daughter? Also why does he need office space to do that?

I need a nap.

Learned to be prepared!

So Goldie's(Houseful of Rabbits) got feetie jammies huh? Everyone says dress for the weather, eh? Hef says why did someone have to tell my mom does he?

Ok so I am addicted to dressing up Hef. While I was packing I found this scarf and on to Hef it went. I can only show you this photo with the promise I wouldn't mail it out as my christmas card.

"So are we going sledding or what?"

Just how cool is Hef?

Hef is so cool he's frozen! We are currently getting socked with snow. Hef's dad and I ventured out to get his new tire on the car and get some wine so I don't care how much it snows. Then when we got home we found Hef's aunt's car stuck halfway in the driveway and halfway in the street. So Hef's dad is snowblowing and I took Hef out. Yup, Hef hit the snow. Not, his first time, he ventured out in a dusting last year but this is deeper. Check it out! (Turn the sound down you can hear the snowblower!)

So Baxter thats how its done! Hef is a brave little bunny, but you can tell at the end he is hopping back to his mom (I don't think he wanted me to share that). Oh I almost forgot, Hef also ate the snow! It was so funny! I bet he liked it because he likes to lick ice cubes too! Then I brought Hef inside and snuggled him up in a towel for a warmup. Hope everyone is staying warm and snuggly!

P.S. I can relate to BL I don't have a gift for my own mom yet!

P.P.S They said on the news we got 8.8 inches a record for today!

Ham, Bunnies and Beans

Uh yeah Hef's tall, really tall. Actually Hef is a wee bit bigger then the breed standard and his ears are a wee bit tall, looks like he got rejected by the Netherland Dwarf factory for too tall ears, lol.

Isn't it a nice ham? I started off with Alton Brown's City Ham recipe (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/city-ham-recipe/index.html?rsrc=search)

which I planned to follow to the letter as I love Good Eats. Hef's dad thinks I have a crush on Alton Brown, not the case. Well my ham was destined to be a little diffrent since I didn't have any bourbon in the house. Then when we were grocery shopping Hef's dad practically had a fit like a child when I wanted to buy the ginger snaps for the crust. He doesn't like ginger snaps, and won't even try! So I didn't have the ginger snap crust but thats ok its still really good. It was the first ham I ever cooked. Thanks Alton!

Today I am cooking my first ever Ham & Bean soup. I'm basically following the directions on the 16 bean mix, but first I took a can of chicken stock and the ham rinds that I peeled off from the other recipe and made a stock. So far it tastes pretty good, when I serve it to Hef's dad I'll take a picture for tomorrow's post.

This holiday needs more bunnies!

Hef has turned his back on Christmas, saying he is an Easter Bun. That this holiday does not included enough bunnies and that it makes Hef's dad and I spend too much time at the mall.
I'm making a ham today, tomorrow the details.

Pretty Teethers

Hef's dad loooovveeess to show of Hef's teeth and the super tame Hef he allows it. I think Hef should be a therapy bunny because unless he pees on your sweater he is a perfect bun, pull his ears fine (not that we do) flip him upside down ok, write a daily blog about him you got it! Do they have therapy bunnies?
On another note I was thinking since one of the Obama girls is allergic to dogs that they should get a bunny!
We are almost down with our christmas shopping but Hef's dad and I both need to get my mom something, I don't have any ideas at all and I don't want to go back to the mall. I have spent three days in highheeled boots walking around the mall I'm done. How is everyone else's shopping going?

Ok I guess he can come back

WOO! Hef's back! He was allowed back out around 9pm after a good long timeout. Hef's dad made him sit on a towel! Well I just laughed because of course Hef just dug it up and didn't stay on it. My sweater came out of the wash safe and sound, otherwise Hef would have to go to work and I don't know what kind of work he is qualified for. AND if I can't find a job how is Hef going to find one?

From time to time we get deer in the backyard too. I've also seen a woodchuck in the summer and a bunny too! I wonder what kind of animals we will have at our new place.

On another note Hef saw that Savannah at a houseful of rabbits has a grotto and now he wants one. How do I explain that to Hef's dad? Well the room I plan to keep Hef in at the new house is attached to a bathroom, maybe he'll be satisfied with that.

Hef is so on time out!

A certian little brown and white bunny decided to pee on my really nice black sweater that I spent the last of my birthday money on! Oh yeah and he peed on his Dad's bed. So he's on time out and banned from the blog today. Instead here is a picture of a cardinal I saw in my backyard.

GRUNTS AND FOOT FLICKS

I am so ANGRY! I've taken the phone off the hook and signed of instant messanger! Here is a little background info. I have been unemployed since May when I crashed my car. I have been applying for jobs and looking for work since then but there is not much I can walk to and now it is winter and I am moving in with Hef's dad. On friday Hef's dad was off and I wanted to go to the neighborhood we will be living in and apply for jobs but Hef's dad would not. There is a coffee shop that is hiring and is literally in front of where Hef's dad works every darn day and I have asked all week for him to brign an application. He has not. Hef's dad works in an office and thats what has gotten me so mad!

His stupid ape coworkers ask about me, and it pisses me off. Why? Because what they ask is rude! All they ask is why I don't have a job. I don't know these people and they don't know me. One of his lovely coworkers kissed Hef's dad at a wedding right in front of me! I've meet these people for about ten minutes ever! However I am a source of office gossip and amusement at this place! I am so annoyed and Hef's dad just makes it worse. They asked about me today and his response was he can't control it. NOW as I pointed out above he has direct control over it as he has a car and I do not and he supposedly is willing to drive me to work everyday. AND Hef's dad goes well I told you that you cook for me! Oh well isn't that dandy? WELL I'M NOT COOKING TONIGHT!

Big Ol' Dustbunny

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Originally uploaded by thebunnylounge

1. Haha look at Dad's long hair! He had this Johnny Depp thing going on.
2. This is an old photo but I've just discovered a bunch of photos I thought I lost on Flickr and linked flickr to the bunny lounge, woo!
3. I'm sick of the cold, it was 12 yesterday, 12!

4. Hef did get a carrot yesterday and a celery stick the day before but of course he won't let me see that he liked it!

5. Can someone make a decent movie where the bunnies are actually featured? A nice movie with house bunnies, bunnywhipped was actually a bit perverted.

Uh wheres the bunnies?

Where are the actor bunnies?

Hellooooo Bunnies?

You know what was missing in bunnywhipped? THE BUNNIES! There was like 4 minutes of bunnies. However they had two good catchphrases, "Save a bunny Save your lovelife," and "You wouldn't be lonely if you adopted a bunny" Worst of all there was a grey bunny in the movie and not the ones that looked like Gus or Hans! VERY WEIRD!

On the other hand I am making a corned beef, which I have never even tried before! Hef's dad raves of it! Seems easy enough, instructions were on the package, Boil forever, remove meat add cabbage, boil, my kind of recipe! I just saw a funny interview with Dennis Leary on Rachel Ray and he was talking about Irish people and vegetables. He was saying how they boil them to death and that his gf made steamed vegetables for his family and his sister took her husbands and her kids veggies and went into their kitchen and boiled the vegetables. I'm sure I suck at explaining it so heres the video:

http://www.rachaelrayshow.com/videos/category/celeb-friends/view/43/2192/

P.S Of course Hef will not be having any cabbage! I'll sneek him a carrot!

Guess what we're watching

We spotted this at the movie store and it was a dollar so we picked it up. Doesn't the bunny look like Gus at the Life and Times of Bunnies? And on the back of the case is a bunny that looks like Hans from Furrybutts so we had to get it, we're watching it now and will review it tommorrow.

Don't give a Netherland Dwarf Swiss cheese!

I ment to put this video up on tuesday, but my nephew was sick and I was babysitting. So we were having a cheese plate and we showed Hef the swiss cheese and he had a fit! "I'm not Swiss!"

Yesterday I made this red bean rice dish, it was so simple and its meat free so Bunnygirl can enjoy it too. I just used a can of red beans and the leftover white rice from chinese take out and the soy sauce, threw it all in a skillet and heated it up, kinda like fried rice with beans, my take on the cajun red beans and rice, I don't like spicy.

Know your limits!

It's Hef again! Mama did not know her limits at the bunny lounge bar last night and is sick today. Mama had tummy troubles all weekend so it might not all be that. I said to Mama, "I think you have to go to the vet and get critical care!" So Mama is laying in bed today and their won't be a picture of me because if I took a picture of myself it wouldn't turn out so good. Mama is just watching the youtubey and the regular tubey. She watched a lot of Boogies videos and now she is watching JURASSIC BUNNY!!! Or I wish, she is watching dinonotbunnysaurs part 2.
Mama says Bunnies must come from Raptor Dinos! COOL! They are always hopping around and digging and they were hiding in the grass! Oh yeah and they have big nails that mama would have to use the big clippers on!

(photo from: http://www.f-bod.com/bunnies.htm they had a lot of cute photos bunny drawings, i think you can order them on tshirts and such)

In other news Stinky Daddy might take some time off of work, great, thats great. I am still sorta mad at bad dad, but we did make a cool video that Mama will post when she feels better. it involves me dad and the swiss!