It wasn't a chewed wire this time...

But we did have techincal difficulties and could not get online all weekend and Hef didn't get a birthday post or any bun birthday wishes. We did take a lot of pictures and will show them to you soon!

Red Tape is not tasty like Green Grass

Due to Terrorists and other sorts of jack@$$es I have to get a new driver's license if I want to go to Canada and to do that it requires a trip to the dmv. Also please bring your social security card birth certficate drivers license proof of residence two pieces of mail addressed to you in the last 90 days people who know you a brown rabbit cheesecake a red horse and a wide variety of other stuff. Fill out this form stand in that line and wait several weeks! I need mine by August 9th to go party! The extended family is taking a trip over the border for horseracing and slot machines (sadly not at the the playboy club and yes I did look into being a bunny dealer but Hef's dad wouldn't move!)

I love horses and slot machines! My current favorite slot is Poppit! based on the Pogo game because I love Pogo games! My current favorite race horse is the beauty right here. Chocolate Candy. Great name, owned by Jenny Craig, tee hee. I heard her say she named this horse Chocolate Candy because everybody needs a little chocolate candy once in a while. DARN RIGHT! We have horse races right near us but they stink! Its cart racing which I despise as it is dangerous. Get your buns on the horse!

Does maybe?

Ok not does, but a doe. I am really trying hard to persuade Hef's dad to get another rabbit for Mr. Hef. Who is named Hef and doesn't even have one girlfriend? It's sad! Hef asked his dad what he is getting for his birthday and Hef's Dad said "A six month old doe," well thats a bit more like it! I have been checking Petfiner and our local SPCA website for a suitable lady. I just discovered this cutie a moment ago:

A Polish Dwarf, not a Netherland but hey she sure is cute to me! Says she is 1 year and 3 months, a little older but I'll over look it. And she isn't even at the SPCA so all I have to do is get Hef's Dad to the pet store this weekend, which is so easy since obviously you would go to the pet store on Hef's birthday. Here's hopping!

IT'S COMING!

Look out! In 5 days Hef hits the terrible twos! I think he is readin Boogey's old blogs for ideas!

Field Trip

Yesterday I went to our local aquarium in Niagara Falls. (Really, everyone make some point in your life to see the falls and bring your rabbits to the bunny lounge) I was accompainied by my sister and my nephew who is about 1 1/2. Honestly our aquarium isn't great. The big attraction is sea lions, california sea lions. They do a little show that hasn't change in my lifetime. It was announced that Julie today's performing sea lion just turned 23. Which is how old I am. The lady yesterday was very boring and unenthusastic so my nephew walked out on the show. When you first get there, you see outside 4 seals that are older then me seriously. There is a sign that says approximate birth date 1980. Then you go inside and you are hit with an extremly fishy smell! After you pay there are humboldt penguins. They always look diaseased

My favorite are the sharks. The best shark they have is a leopard shark. Of course so does this restaurant that I love, they don't charge admission and you can get a cocktail. When I was a teen a pet store near me had two leopard sharks for sale, babies, for 75 bucks each, man I wanted those.

The sharks at the aquarium are very hard to photograph because they are in a very dark tank. So you have to use a flash but then there is glass so you get a reflection. That lady who shows up was also trying to do the same as me, didn't work. I got a few nice pictures. I think this one could be used in a brouchere advertising the place.
I don't know how well this one shows up so small but you can see a horseshoe crab and a skate I think the other was, it wasn't a ray of any kind, our aquarium is not that cool. You know what else we have at our aquarium that makes it weird? This guy:

He's a freaking porcupine! Now I know he doesn't live under the see and he had a river in his exhibit which he clearly avoided at extremes. I also took a picture of this rock because I thought it looked like a bunny!

But i detest the things that are in there. Yuck! They are atoytl or something like that, prehistoric little darwin missing link things that look creepy. AHH! Yuck, creepy right? Even creepier behind it is an albino one! ACK!
So I recommend coming to see the falls and the bunny lounge when in the area but skip the aquarium. If you would like to see a nice aquarium I recommend the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta which has a whale shark which is freaking huge! The Georgia Aquarium was featured on the Martha Stewart show. Georgia also has a nice zoo with Pandas. (Ok so I have an Uncle in Georgia and I've spent some vacations there does it show?) Also I recommend the Montery Bay Aquarium in California because they often have a Great White Shark which OMG I would love to see! I have to ask Bunnygirl about Houstons aquarium because I understand they have one where you can dine under the aquariums? We thought we might move to Houston before we bought Buntryside so I've done a bit of research on things to do. How about everybody else, any nice aquariums?

Exciting Pictures!

Once again Hef baffles me as to how this is a relaxing way to lay down "I love the feel of wires pressed into my skin?"
Here is our trashed tire. There is a big gash on the bottom left and a small gash bottom right and the whole thing is coming off the rim. We are arguing with the Trhuway Authority to have it paid.
Here it is! FINALLY! Our pool is open and ready for swimming. If you recall last summer Hef went swimming in his grandparents pool but I never got a video. Watch out for that, its coming!

We have been trying to get Shadow the Dog into the pool but she stands at the end and tries to walk down the ladder and can't figure it out. The water was a little lower then so maybe she can figure it out now. Of course our forecast for the week is RAIN and in the mid 60'S! AUGH! I feel like Charlie Brown.

Whoa slow down!

Ok first of all we've put a picture of Rabbit's Guy behind the bar with a statement about only giving him ten drinks if he brings all ten rabbits!
Secondly we were attacked again! This time in the car! We were driving home from Hef's Grandparents on the thruway looking out at the water and Canada and the Peace Bridge with Shadow the Dog in the back of the car. Suddenly we saw the minivan in front of us swerve and a fence post was coming at us! Hef's dad was driving and he swerved as much as he could without hitting the cement divider. Fortunately the post went down on the ground rolling at us instead of flying at us! We did hit it and the car was immediately driving funny and seeming really messed up. Hef's dad said "We gotta get home!" We didn't make it home so quickly. We had to stop with about 15 minutes left on our drive to change the flat tire. The old tire had two diffrent gashes in it. Poor Hef's Dad had to pull over onto the median by an exit and change the tire right there! Also we had a pressure washer and a pool pump in the trunk and he had to pull all that out. Poor Shadow the Dog layed in her travel kennel and whined the whole time because she didn't know where Hef's Dad went to! What a nice Saturday!
On Sunday we finally started getting the pool open and we are almost ready! We walked around in it last night but it wasn't full yet. It should be ready tonight!
My camera batteries are dead or we would have exciting pictures for you. Come back tomorrow for exciting pictures.