|Hef's Dad, closet Passover lover, seen here harassing the easter bunny|
Obviously I love Easter, but Hef's Dad for some reason has a fascination with passover. He makes matzo ball soup and bought a box of Matzoh a few weeks ago. I don't know why he's so into it, he was raised catholic and went to catholic schools all his life, including college and graduate school.
Anyway I've been stuck with this box of Matzoh crackers in my cabinet. Ms. Martha Stewart, (whom I have a love/hate relationship with) offered me a solution: